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It’s All Right Here “Live-In” Contest
Legacy Real Estate—It’s All Right Here “Live-In” Contest
Are you creative, well-spoken and well-written? Do your Facebook posts draw millions of comments? Are you just a little quirky but not quite strange? Are you up for a challenge?
Legacy Real Estate is currently seeking 2 interesting and dynamic individuals to take part in a one-of-a-kind contest for two of our STELLAR apartment buildings. Qualifications include but are not limited to:
- I know my way around the Interstate, I mean Internet
- I can write something that others want to read, even on bar napkins
- I find something interesting and funny in the simplest things, like Bran Flakes
- I am a “glass half full” kinda character
- I am not ashamed to be seen in bunny slippers
- I work from home or am currently seeking gainful employment
- I make dryer lint fun
- I know a lot of people
- I am not a felon nor have I ever been arrested (except in the state of Nevada)
- The people who know me like me
- I have never been referred to as a stalker
- If we get another 9 feet of snow I plan to:
- Make kabobs and grill in my bunny slippers on the deck
- Create a life sized replica of Captain 11 out of snow
- Surf for just the right tiara on E-Bay
If any of our, er, qualifications fit you or someone you know, have them post why they should be selected to participate in our “It’s All Right Here” Live-In contest. We’ll wade through your posts and decide who the true contenders will be.
And, if you haven’t “gotten it” quite yet (as a semi-blonde, believe me I understand) this is a live-in contest. The persons selected will live at the wonderful digs we represent and compete to see who can live with what’s “all right here”–never leaving the premises. The winner will receive a prize package worth more than the bran flakes…I promise!
And hey, if you are a business and think you might wanna help sponsor this crazy gig, just let us know! We support those who support us!
Seriously, I have all of the above 9 qualifications and the 453 you failed to mention. I have many facebook “friends” who follow me, for no other reason than to find out what major catastrophe has entered my realm for the day. I also think it’s funny that you asked for a website address- that’s so 2004. At any rate, my page is private because although I don’t stalk, there are plenty of people who will stalk if given access to my page. They are undoubtedly looking for their lost chinchilla and I refuse to have my cats ogled over in my photos. If you so desire to see what my tragic topic of the day is, please add me as a friend and we can begin our fantasy facebook love life with great flair.
Peace be with you and your company.
Most excellent entry. I am especially taken with the chinchilla reference.
My beloved above poster…who I am forever grateful to be a friend on Facebook so I can stalk her page frequently is in abundance of the characteristics described.
While I’m unsure of her affiliation with bran flakes, I’m sure they are a major part of her thoughts rather than her life. That said, I’ve seen her look completely smashing in a tiara, so I’m sure the bunny slippers are only a step away.
I’m not sure she’s ever made a Captain 11 out of snow, but we can definitely work on that next time I’m in town. I do happen to know she’s very good at making competitive snow angels…so let that be a feather in her cap.
As long as I can visit to make guest appearances, I’m good with her winning this contest. I will say that millions…ok tens of people flock to her Facebook status updates like geese to a nice Midwest parking lot. Let’s face it, many comments are nothing more than droppings from a bird…but some are so well placed, they deserve enshrinement into the goose dropping hall of fame.
Oh…she’s a pretty ok writer too. I’ve had a look at some of here work.
Regards.
I would like to vote for Metz 2010. Any fan of chinchilla is a cool person. I am going to look her up on Facebook for some great flair.
Carrie is da man! (well, you know…in a non-man, girl kind of way) She really does have all the qualifications and I can personally attest to her interesting bar napkin writings. Nobody looks better in bunny slippers and her glass is so much more than half-full it’s downright overflowing (but not so much as to cause damage to flooring in your apartment).
I would not hesitate to let Carrie live in my home but alas, I do not have it all right here, unless you consider ‘it all’ to be a whole lot of kids.
Choose Carrie Metz for your It’s All Right Here “Live-In” Contest and you won’t be sorry! (and neither will I since I plan to visit and boy am I ever looking forward to that!)
I would have to vote for my friend Carrie Metz. She is the queen of making bunny slippers out of dryer lint. Yes, she could make a fortune out of selling these slippers, but no, she is gracious enough to give them to friends and family, she is very modest that way.
She makes a mean snow angel, so I am sure sculpting Captain 11 is not an issue.